"20'000 CREDITS HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED. YOUR DREAMS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD DIRECTORATE INC."
The clock droned on.
"Thanks for that. It was wonderful to get eaten by a fleshy monster" I replied.
"I AM SORRY... CHARLES. DID YOU HAVE ANOTHER NIGHTMARE?" My personal digital psychiatrist inquired from my alarm clock.
"Yes, mother." I grumbled, scratching my chest, still afraid that tentacles will explode out of it.
"I'M AFRAID THERE WILL BE NO REFUND. DID YOU FORGET TO THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU WENT TO SLEEP?"
"...Possibly."
"WELL DON'T DESPAIR! TODAY YOU WILL BE CURED OF YOUR INCOMPATIBILITY WITH ANNET, CHARLES. TODAY YOU WILL THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF YOUR MENTAL DISABILITY AND JOIN THE REST OF HUMANITY IN DIGITAL HAPPINESS AND CONTINUITY!"
The clock chimed.
"Thanks for that. It was wonderful to get eaten by a fleshy monster" I replied.
"I AM SORRY... CHARLES. DID YOU HAVE ANOTHER NIGHTMARE?" My personal digital psychiatrist inquired from my alarm clock.
"Yes, mother." I grumbled, scratching my chest, still afraid that tentacles will explode out of it.
"I'M AFRAID THERE WILL BE NO REFUND. DID YOU FORGET TO THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU WENT TO SLEEP?"
"...Possibly."
"WELL DON'T DESPAIR! TODAY YOU WILL BE CURED OF YOUR INCOMPATIBILITY WITH ANNET, CHARLES. TODAY YOU WILL THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF YOUR MENTAL DISABILITY AND JOIN THE REST OF HUMANITY IN DIGITAL HAPPINESS AND CONTINUITY!"
The clock chimed.